you oughta know...

so, this is my first post for 2008. yes, i know, we're already in May, but who's really keeping track of time anyway? not me! and to prove it here's what i mean..

i have 3 papers due this week alone.
paper #1: Social Change Movements... due Monday
paper #2: "The Red Convertible" analysis... due Tuesday
paper #3: no clue in hell... due Wednesday
sadly, today is Sunday, 1:00pm, and i have yet to start writing any of these papers, oh how i love my life of procrastination.

i now have a real job! i left banana republic for greener pastures. i now work at wells fargo, which is actually kind of fun, at times..

school is still school unfortunately. i did manage to get my ass on academic probation, but i think i'm doing way better this semester, so here's hoping to surviving the last 2 weeks!

let's see, any other updates??? well, since i've moved here i've lost close to 40lbs, yeah, i know, that's almost an Olsen twin there! my sister is once again expecting a baby. so is my evil/bitch/cunt cousin. San Diego & Hollywood in 2 weeks!!!! just for 2 days though... Saturday is shopping day and drinking day and MARGARET CHO!!!! yup, you heard right! 3rd row seats!!! sunday is Hollywood and Body Worlds & The Erotic Museum... then i fly back that night...boo hoo.

so yeah, that's what's been going on around here....THAT'S IT FOR NOW!

bananas and wooden penises...

ok, so not a lot going on now a days. school is getting tougher every day. i swear, if i compile all the stupid papers i have to write for this semester alone i'l have a nice little book at the end! seriously i have one or two papers a week, all from five to seven pages each. not to mention the massive amounts of reading i have to do every damn day. on the plus side some of my classes are very interesting. today we learned about the kama sutra and asian cultures regarding sex. it was pretty damn boring until they got to japan. so, non-fertile women pray to this giant wooden penis in hopes of one day being able to have a child, kinda trippy....

and since i'm still unemployed i decided to apply somewhere i had sworn to myself i would never apply..Banana Republic. yes, i caved in and applied, if i get the job, cool. if i don't get it... oh, well! i'm cold...good night.

Folsom Street Fair

ok, so as this is my first year in san fran, my cousin decided that i should do as much as possible to get to know the place better and meet new people. so, this weekend was the folsom street fair, and we HAD to go, so we did. i knew what was in store for me, i knew what to expect, but actually getting there was different. i mean it was fun, but seeing so many old naked white men was not great. older ladies with their titties hanging out, kinda nasty. but plenty of booze, smokes and flogging to go around! i wish i could have taken pictures, but we didn't take a camera, but here's a sample of what we saw...ya'll should come next time!! ok, that's it for now...

so, i'm back. haven't posted anything in a long time. not like anyone reads this thing, but oh well...

work, well, work is work. i finally got promoted to full time status, just as i started going back to school. so now i'm doing both full time...yay!

so, i met someone. we went to go see Little Miss Sunshine, had dinner, and dessert, pretty shitty dessert if you ask me...
i couldn't cum. they tried, i was out of it. c'mon! like it was my idea to go do it in the middle of the damn fields, getting my ass bit by billions of mosquitos! cars driving by, us in my tiny car. never again! and definitely not with this person. they may have enjoyed it, and by the looks of it, they did, but not me. maybe it wasn't the person, just the whole situation? i don't know, but i just ended up feeling used, and bummed out. but you know what, as long as i made someone else happy..hahahahha! did you know that having sex in yur car on the sides of the road is illegal? well, apparently it is, and now you know.

going to san diego tomorrow, we needs to relax! just me n julie, hopefully we don't wind up getting lost like we do half the time we go somewhere! it's also lisa's baby's baptism, and we're not going. we're just so damn fed up with her shit. she doesn't want to hang out with us, but she expects us to go to her things whenever she damn wants, well this time, it ain't happening.

ok, i think i gotta go. i'm sooo tired...

ANOREXIA-ville

so i'm on my way to anorexia-ville.... not really, but i did put myself on a strict diet and exercise routine. so far it seems to be working! one week later i have lost 4 lbs! i know what you're thinking, "you're still fat, 4 lbs, so what?" well fuck you. i lost 4 and hopefully will continue to lose more, hopefully. the only thing is that i think i lost the weight off of my feet. my shoes seem to fit bigger. oh, well, at least part of me is getting skinnier.....

you know. it feels so empty and kind of lonely here in the valley. i mean, la and san diego weren't this bad. maybe it's just the living situation. who knows, i'm already planning on planning to move. yes, i plan to plan shit, it's just me, ridiculous, i know.

so, here's a random pic i found of the woman who gave birth to me. not only can she kick your ass, but she'll do it without ruining her french tips...

awww, well my parents have been married for almost 25 years and they want to renew their vows, kind of just makes me sick...
so now, we gotta plan a lame party where we gotta actually get along with the rest of our family....whatever.....