you know. it feels so empty and kind of lonely here in the valley. i mean, la and san diego weren't this bad. maybe it's just the living situation. who knows, i'm already planning on planning to move. yes, i plan to plan shit, it's just me, ridiculous, i know.

so, here's a random pic i found of the woman who gave birth to me. not only can she kick your ass, but she'll do it without ruining her french tips...

awww, well my parents have been married for almost 25 years and they want to renew their vows, kind of just makes me sick...
so now, we gotta plan a lame party where we gotta actually get along with the rest of our family....whatever.....

random ramblings to keep you amused...

i've been working at the credit union for almost a month now. now my job is being jeopardized by a malevolent force that goes by the name of George. no, not the monkey who is curious, but the evil man who is corrupt. he, the president of the credit union, is trying to fire the board members who protect us. just because they found out of his evil deeds with the low life used car sales people who run their money laundering businesses in Calexico...enough of that, we'l see what happens.

mexico lost it's game today in the world cup. my cousin just got into an accident right now. my sister is going to hawaii tomorrow. my ass hurts. all these things you didn't need to know or hear about, but i'm telling you about them anyways.
~mexico lost. good. now to all mexicans out there, get a life! soccer will not save you from the poverty you are living in....
~my cousin. chris just got hit, again. his jetta has finally come to it's end. about time too! you're an accountant who gets paid good money, get a decent car!
~my sister is going to hawaii. this means i get to house sit. does this mean i sit up on the roof, or in side the house, or in front of the house? all i know is that she better have left me some alcohol, or i will raid her bar!
~my ass hurts. i hate exercise. enough said.

for more news on what's not happening in your world, stay tuned. i'm sure that your life will seem much more interesting after you've read my blogs....

staplers....work....

so i'm bored. i feel like i'm being watched too. i don't get why there's so many cameras in my office. it's like they're just watching every little thing i do. i should steal a stapler or something. and when i do, i swear i'll be able to hear the other person on the other side of the camera saying someting like "that damn thief, i knew we shouldn't have hired him! he steals office supplies! argh!" and i'll justbe laughing uncontrollably as they arrest me, staplers falling out of my pockets. and if one of my arms comes loose from the cuffs the cops will put me in, i will use the tsaplers in my defense qand staple their eye lids shut and run as fast as i van. i nkow i won't get far, because i'm fat. all my lard will slow me down. but i will run to church, and there i will seek refuge, since it is a holy place, cops can't go in there. or is that just in movies and cartoons? either way, i'll do that and hide under the pews.......

i'm hungry, and i still have to go to calexico. not fun.mexico lost it's soccer game today. i swear, the streets of mexico will be soaked in blood, from all the mass suicides that occurred this morning. you know, i think mexicans even got up early just to watch the stupid game. so sad when you're willing to wake up earlt to watch a soccer game instead of going to work....

no check yet!

so, they haven't paid me yet. i'm still bored. the pretzels are still there.

why do they taunt me like that? they have too much salt, therefore fat people shouldn't eat them, it makes them retain water, therefore making the person fatter. i tried to share this valuable information with my comrades, but they would just laugh and stare while they grabbed handfulls of those succulent salty treats and shovelled them in their mouths...oh the horror on my face. and the delight on theirs. sometimes is wish i could just fling my own monkey poo at their evil faces, just so they would stop with the taunting, the taunting that has kept me up countless nights (wait, it's barely happening today, so imagine we have now gone to the future...)...

oh, the horror!!!