regurgitationz...

you oughta know...

2008-05-04T12:49:00.000-07:00

so, this is my first post for 2008. yes, i know, we're already in May, but who's really keeping track of time anyway? not me! and to prove it here's what i mean..

i have 3 papers due this week alone.
paper #1: Social Change Movements... due Monday
paper #2: "The Red Convertible" analysis... due Tuesday
paper #3: no clue in hell... due Wednesday
sadly, today is Sunday, 1:00pm, and i have yet to start writing any of these papers, oh how i love my life of procrastination.

i now have a real job! i left banana republic for greener pastures. i now work at wells fargo, which is actually kind of fun, at times..

school is still school unfortunately. i did manage to get my ass on academic probation, but i think i'm doing way better this semester, so here's hoping to surviving the last 2 weeks!

let's see, any other updates??? well, since i've moved here i've lost close to 40lbs, yeah, i know, that's almost an Olsen twin there! my sister is once again expecting a baby. so is my evil/bitch/cunt cousin. San Diego & Hollywood in 2 weeks!!!! just for 2 days though... Saturday is shopping day and drinking day and MARGARET CHO!!!! yup, you heard right! 3rd row seats!!! sunday is Hollywood and Body Worlds & The Erotic Museum... then i fly back that night...boo hoo.

so yeah, that's what's been going on around here....THAT'S IT FOR NOW!

bananas and wooden penises...

2007-10-03T23:24:00.000-07:00

ok, so not a lot going on now a days. school is getting tougher every day. i swear, if i compile all the stupid papers i have to write for this semester alone i'l have a nice little book at the end! seriously i have one or two papers a week, all from five to seven pages each. not to mention the massive amounts of reading i have to do every damn day. on the plus side some of my classes are very interesting. today we learned about the kama sutra and asian cultures regarding sex. it was pretty damn boring until they got to japan. so, non-fertile women pray to this giant wooden penis in hopes of one day being able to have a child, kinda trippy....

and since i'm still unemployed i decided to apply somewhere i had sworn to myself i would never apply..Banana Republic. yes, i caved in and applied, if i get the job, cool. if i don't get it... oh, well! i'm cold...good night.

Folsom Street Fair

2007-10-02T20:17:00.000-07:00

ok, so as this is my first year in san fran, my cousin decided that i should do as much as possible to get to know the place better and meet new people. so, this weekend was the folsom street fair, and we HAD to go, so we did. i knew what was in store for me, i knew what to expect, but actually getting there was different. i mean it was fun, but seeing so many old naked white men was not great. older ladies with their titties hanging out, kinda nasty. but plenty of booze, smokes and flogging to go around! i wish i could have taken pictures, but we didn't take a camera, but here's a sample of what we saw...ya'll should come next time!! ok, that's it for now...

2006-09-23T21:31:00.000-07:00

so, i'm back. haven't posted anything in a long time. not like anyone reads this thing, but oh well...

work, well, work is work. i finally got promoted to full time status, just as i started going back to school. so now i'm doing both full time...yay!

so, i met someone. we went to go see Little Miss Sunshine, had dinner, and dessert, pretty shitty dessert if you ask me...
i couldn't cum. they tried, i was out of it. c'mon! like it was my idea to go do it in the middle of the damn fields, getting my ass bit by billions of mosquitos! cars driving by, us in my tiny car. never again! and definitely not with this person. they may have enjoyed it, and by the looks of it, they did, but not me. maybe it wasn't the person, just the whole situation? i don't know, but i just ended up feeling used, and bummed out. but you know what, as long as i made someone else happy..hahahahha! did you know that having sex in yur car on the sides of the road is illegal? well, apparently it is, and now you know.

going to san diego tomorrow, we needs to relax! just me n julie, hopefully we don't wind up getting lost like we do half the time we go somewhere! it's also lisa's baby's baptism, and we're not going. we're just so damn fed up with her shit. she doesn't want to hang out with us, but she expects us to go to her things whenever she damn wants, well this time, it ain't happening.

ok, i think i gotta go. i'm sooo tired...

ANOREXIA-ville

2006-07-02T20:36:00.000-07:00

so i'm on my way to anorexia-ville.... not really, but i did put myself on a strict diet and exercise routine. so far it seems to be working! one week later i have lost 4 lbs! i know what you're thinking, "you're still fat, 4 lbs, so what?" well fuck you. i lost 4 and hopefully will continue to lose more, hopefully. the only thing is that i think i lost the weight off of my feet. my shoes seem to fit bigger. oh, well, at least part of me is getting skinnier.....

2006-06-26T21:47:00.000-07:00

2006-06-22T18:34:00.000-07:00

you know. it feels so empty and kind of lonely here in the valley. i mean, la and san diego weren't this bad. maybe it's just the living situation. who knows, i'm already planning on planning to move. yes, i plan to plan shit, it's just me, ridiculous, i know.

so, here's a random pic i found of the woman who gave birth to me. not only can she kick your ass, but she'll do it without ruining her french tips...

awww, well my parents have been married for almost 25 years and they want to renew their vows, kind of just makes me sick...
so now, we gotta plan a lame party where we gotta actually get along with the rest of our family....whatever.....

random ramblings to keep you amused...

2006-06-21T18:35:00.000-07:00

i've been working at the credit union for almost a month now. now my job is being jeopardized by a malevolent force that goes by the name of George. no, not the monkey who is curious, but the evil man who is corrupt. he, the president of the credit union, is trying to fire the board members who protect us. just because they found out of his evil deeds with the low life used car sales people who run their money laundering businesses in Calexico...enough of that, we'l see what happens.

mexico lost it's game today in the world cup. my cousin just got into an accident right now. my sister is going to hawaii tomorrow. my ass hurts. all these things you didn't need to know or hear about, but i'm telling you about them anyways.
~mexico lost. good. now to all mexicans out there, get a life! soccer will not save you from the poverty you are living in....
~my cousin. chris just got hit, again. his jetta has finally come to it's end. about time too! you're an accountant who gets paid good money, get a decent car!
~my sister is going to hawaii. this means i get to house sit. does this mean i sit up on the roof, or in side the house, or in front of the house? all i know is that she better have left me some alcohol, or i will raid her bar!
~my ass hurts. i hate exercise. enough said.

for more news on what's not happening in your world, stay tuned. i'm sure that your life will seem much more interesting after you've read my blogs....

staplers....work....

2006-06-21T18:29:00.000-07:00

so i'm bored. i feel like i'm being watched too. i don't get why there's so many cameras in my office. it's like they're just watching every little thing i do. i should steal a stapler or something. and when i do, i swear i'll be able to hear the other person on the other side of the camera saying someting like "that damn thief, i knew we shouldn't have hired him! he steals office supplies! argh!" and i'll justbe laughing uncontrollably as they arrest me, staplers falling out of my pockets. and if one of my arms comes loose from the cuffs the cops will put me in, i will use the tsaplers in my defense qand staple their eye lids shut and run as fast as i van. i nkow i won't get far, because i'm fat. all my lard will slow me down. but i will run to church, and there i will seek refuge, since it is a holy place, cops can't go in there. or is that justÂ in movies and cartoons? either way, i'll do that and hide under the pews.......

i'm hungry, and i still have to go to calexico. not fun.mexico lost it's soccer game today. i swear, the streets of mexico will be soaked in blood, from all the mass suicides that occurred this morning. you know, i think mexicans even got up early just to watch the stupid game. so sad when you're willing to wake up earlt to watch a soccer game instead of going to work....

no check yet!

2006-06-21T18:25:00.000-07:00

so, they haven't paid me yet. i'm still bored. the pretzels are still there.

why do they taunt me like that? they have too much salt, therefore fat people shouldn't eat them, it makes them retain water, therefore making the person fatter. i tried to share this valuable information with my comrades, but they would just laugh and stare while they grabbed handfulls of those succulent salty treats and shovelled them in their mouths...oh the horror on my face. and the delight on theirs. sometimes is wish i could just fling my own monkey poo at their evil faces, just so they would stop with the taunting, the taunting that has kept me up countless nights (wait, it's barely happening today, so imagine we have now gone to the future...)...

oh, the horror!!!

May 1st...such a waste...

2006-05-01T14:35:00.000-07:00

so today is monday may 1st. this means that if you're working or at school today...SHAME ON YOU!!! no, not really, ya'll are free to do whatever you want...

but i had me a little adventure this morning already... so my mom had the bright idea to go to the pharmacy and pick up some meds and take them to my grandparents...in mexicali. i told her that would be a horrible idea, so she called an uncle and told him we would meet him at the border fence and that we would just give him the meds through the openings in the fence.
so we get to calexico. downtown is a damn ghost town. everything seems to be closed, and there are cops, border patrol, and chp's everywhere. so we get the meds, no problem, that was the easy part. then we head on over to the meeting point. turns out the gov. got smart and put chicken wire all along the regular fencing making it impossible to pass the meds thru there. this meant that we HAD to cross the border...on foot...let's just say we forgot our figurative, imaginary nopales that go on our forehead to identify us as mexicans...

we get into mexico just fine, no problem, just hide the meds and run. once there you couldn't even move. there was a mob of people just cluttering the streets and sidewalks. mexican cops everywhere and the sweet smell of cloves was making me salivate. so we walk around trying to find my uncle. i was wearing a black wife beater...wrong color...damn, showing tattoos. as if it wasn't clear enough already that we weren't from around i was just attracting more attention to me and my mom. so people started giving us mean looks, you could just feel their stares, and all we hear is people yelling out "mexico" or "viva zapata" or "go back home gringos!" ok, stop! they just called me and my mom gringos, i don't know if that was a compliment or an insult. after walking around for half an hour and being tormented by these low life mexican's we find my aunt, not my uncle. she is almost in tears, scared to death...so is my mom. i, for once, am enjoying every minute of it! to my dismay, i forgot my camera! i'm sssooooo stupid!!!!
i'm just happy we didn't drive accross. they formed a human barrier, blocking all the lanes at the port of entry. whoever was in the car that drove up, got my deepest sympathy. i would of killed some mexicans if i were in that car with a gun. well all these losers crowded around the car and started rocking it back and forth and kicking the car! ok, wasn't this supposed to be some type of peaceful protest? what the fuck are they going to get out of all this. certainly no one is going to take them seriously when they're acting like animals!

well we delivered the goods and make a mad dash back to the USA. where the border patrol lady wouldn't let me go. she saw my tattoos and ran some sort of check on me. i guess i'm now a criminal since, you know, i'm tatted up. damn bitch! after i was cleared she let me go. my mom was furious at this point. so we get to calexico, expecting everything to be civilized. all you hear are cars honking everywhere and trucks with mexican flags all over them, blasting loud mexican music and yelling some shit about zapata. I'M NOT RACIST, MUCH LESS AGAINST MY OWN PEOPLE, BUT AT TIMES LIKE THESE I CAN'Y HELP BUT BE ASHAMED OF MY HERITAGE AND MY PEOPLE.

this was supposed to be something orderly, something that other people would see and say, "hey, they're in the right, we should join them," not "hey, look at these bunch of dumb asses, hope they get deported!"

okay, that's my little adventure for the day...

rejected...again........aaaarrrgghhh!!!

2006-04-28T17:19:00.000-07:00

ok, so this is how i feel right now.

so, i've been to a couple of interviews, and no one has hired me. why the fuck not? i don't fucking have a rotten-ass attitude, do i? shit man! jaykay, well, seriously, i had an interview tuesday. he told me to go back today for the second part of the interview. so i shhow up, talkt to him for almost half an hour and that was it. he said he would call before 5, and that "he was definitely looking forward to working with me." BULLSHIT. he never called, which means i didn't get the job. but why? that's what i want to know! am i over qualified. because i know for sure i'm not underqualified, and i'm getting sick and tired of this crap. why can't they just tell you straight out that they don't want you instead of making you wait for their stupid calls? argh! so here's to another week of watching tv, and looking for more jobs, jobs that i'm perfectly capable of doing but just won't get hired cause i won't fuck someone to get it! ok, gotta go. gotta go drown myself in my self hating fucking pitty. good bye...

babies...

2006-04-27T22:55:00.000-07:00

they poo, a lot.

it seems that a lot of people, or girls, i know are getting preggers. i just found out a couple of days ago my sister is expecting. which is cool, don't get me wrong. i'm kind ahappy for her and her hubby, after all the shit they've gone thru, it's about time to put a baby in their now empty nursery. this kid will now bring my mom's grandkid tally to 5. she feels old, i think it's cool. then she looks at me and my bro and asks when we're next. sorry to disappoint, but i ain't having kids. it's not physically possible. unless i get a vagina, but that's the problem to begin with, i tend to stay away from it....hehehe... my friend has a kid, she's a handful, i'm surprised she can keep up with baby d!

my older brother's got 3 little demons. two girls, one boy. all mexican, but all very blonde with greenish eyes. they're cute kids, i just don't want any. especially the older ones, they fight, a lot. now i know what my parents went through! but the little one is cute, here he is in all his glorious mischief...

so, to all who have kids, you've got my respect. just try to keep them away from me, please...

another looong day...

2006-04-27T00:10:00.000-07:00

ok, so if you don't know me, here's a little about me. i'm 22, and i'm broke. seriously, i am. i used to live in san diego, well more like north county (esco, vista), then i moved to los angeles, inglewood to be exact. now i'm back in the imperial valley, trying to prepare myself for the inevitable waves of fire and heat that await me, no, not in hell, but in El Centro...

i used to work for a payday loan company. i hated it, but it paid the bills. i think i was there too long, then i quit. now i'm here, bored, nothing to do. i've applied to a million and one places, but no luck yet. some say i'm overqualified, i say bullshit. am i not mexican enough down here to get a damn job? seriously, if you don't know spanish, you won't get a job anywhere here. but i do know spanish, is it cause i'm fat? cause no one's complained before! but yeah, no job yet, but a ton of bills. but i still don't regret coming back, i needed a break...